hold SPACE or mash the button. u cannot break
it. we tried for a very long time and all that happend was we got
richer in a way that does not count
U PRINTED $0
the printer is idle. he is dissapointed in u.
BRRR!
fig 1. the recomended technique. both hands. no thinkin
fig 2. it does this sometimes. it is not a bug it is a
featur. keep crankingfig 3. there r 2 buttons. one of them is for cowards.
we have labeled them clearly
THE ORIGIN. 9 MARCH 2020.
HOW IT ALL HAPPENED (tru story, look it up, we dare u)
a guy on twitter posts a drawin. in it a zoomer in a little bowtie is
EXPLAINING. he explains, very patiently, that u cannot simply make
money to fix a economy becuase then the money is worth less. he is
completly and totaly correct. he has the graphs. he has done the
readin.
next to him stands a boomer who represents the federal reserve. the
boomer has not read one single word of it. the boomer never will read
one single word of it. the boomer opens his mouth and says:
"haha money printer go brrrr"
and then he cranks. and the money comes out. and the zoomer is STILL
RIGHT and it changes absolutly nothin, forever.
16,000 likes in 8 days. by 16 march somebody had drawn a PINK wojak
spinnin the crank so fast that the market physicaly could not crash.
by 17 march somebody bought moneyprintergobrrr.com. 5 years later we
put it on a chain built by a stock broker becuase we thought that was
funny and nobody stoped us.
haha money printer go brrrr
KNOW UR PRINTER.
THE MAN AT THE CRANK
THE CHAIRMAN
JOB
crank
HOURS
all of them. every one
SLEEP
none since march 2020
WEAKNESS
none discoverd yet
STRENGTH
infinite. literaly. thats the whole plot
FEARS
nothin. printed thru 2 crashes and a plague
DIET
ink
CAN HE BE STOPPED
no
HAVE PPL TRIED
yes. all of them. every single one
they put up a statue. he did not attend the unveilin becuase
he was busy
MONETARY POLICY, DECIDED PROPERLY.
SPIN THE WHEEL
this is genuinely how it works. we checked
no policy set. the economy is waitin
they built a chimney on it. nobody asked whythe meetin where it was decided. it lasted 4 minuteshe was aquited. the jury was asleep but he was aquited
THE FACTS PAGE. THESE ONES R REAL.
TRU NUMBERS (no bit. go check evry line)
evrything else on this website is a joke. this bit is not
one. its funnier when its real and it is very real
THE THING
THE NUMBER
HOW IT FEELS
fed intrest rate, 15 march 2020
cut to 0%–0.25%
free money for the boys
lending programs, 9 april 2020
$2.3 TRILLION
on a thursday
fed balance sheet, feb 2020
about $4.2 trillion
the before pictur
same thing, june 2020
about $7.2 trillion
4 months later. FOUR
at the peak, april 2022
about $8.9 trillion
brrr
M2 money supply over 2020
about +25%
fastest ever recorded, ever
the original tweet
9 march 2020
a normal monday
likes in 8 days
16,000+
the ppl knew
days til someone bought the domain
8
degens r fast
times the printer has ever stopped
0
not even once
the zoomer was right about all of it and he still lost.
thats the lesson. we have chosen to invest in it instead
THE CHART. DRAWN BY HAND.
IT ONLY GO UP
if the real chart disagrees with this drawin then the real
chart is wrong and u should not look at it. look at this one instead.
this one loves u
the technical analisis
he is not gamblin. he owns the machine. u r gamblinthe wealth efect, arivin at 200mph and takin the shed
with it
THE NUMBERS WE MADE UP OURSELVES.
TOKENOMIKS
WAT
HOW MUCH
Y
total suply
1,000,000,000
he wanted infinite. we said no. he sulked for a week
tax on the way in
5%
u r payin to touch the crank. thats fair
tax on the way out
5%
leavin costs. stayin is free. do the maths
where the tax goes
the printer
1% is the launchpads. the rest is ours and we spend it on INK. we r not going to pretend otherwise, evry other coin lies about this bit
team bag
0
we forgot to make one. genuinely
presale
0
see above
liqidity
on the curve
a curve is a printer if u squint hard enough
vesting
lol
lmao even
roadmap
none
a roadmap is for ppl who do not have a crank
utility
the button
u already used it. thats more utility than u had yesterday and u know it
audit
a man looked at it
he said "yeah". we have this in writing
5 in and 5 out is high. we know its high. its high on purpose
becuase the coin is about a machine that takes value out of ur money while
u watch, and a coin about that with a 0% tax would be dishonest art
THE COLECTION. 36 ORIGINAL PLATES.
THE WALL
evry one of these was drawn for this comic and none of them
needed to exist. click one to make it worse
HOW 2 GET SOME.
4 STEPS
get a walet. the one u already have is fine. stop shoppin for
walets, its a delay tactic and we can see u doin it
put ETH on robinhood chain. yes THAT robinhood. we thought
about it for a long time as well
hit the button. swap it for BRRR. the tax is 5. we told u the tax
up front like a gentleman
close the app and go outside. the printer does not need u sat there
watchin it. it has never once needed that
theres no CA yet so this button currently
goes absolutly nowhere, much like monetary policy
this is what buyin feels like. this is not what buyin
is
LATER THAT SAME CENTURY.
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER
we r legaly requird to show u the other half of the joke.
here it is. it is not funny and we have drawn it anyway
1 carton of eggs. 1 bread. one milion of ur moneyu will need the barrow. everyone needs the barrow
eventualynobody in this queue is lookin up at the printer. thats the
part that gets u
and it still went up. thats the bit nobody can explain to
u in a way that helps
ADVERTISEMENT. ADVERTISEMENT. ADVERTISEMENT.
THE BACK PAGES
AMAZE!
SEE-MONKEYS!
10,000 JPEG MONKEYS delivered instantly to ur walet! they do not
grow! they do not swim! they do not do ANYTHING!
they only go down!
ONLY 4 ETH they were 40 last year
X-RAY!
SEE THRU ANY CHART
put on the specs! look at the chart! see the TRU value hidden
within!
warning: the chart is still red. the specs work
perfectly. the chart is just red. this is not a fault with the
specs
1 DOLAR
HEY!
DONT BE A SKINNY PAPER HAND
"they kicked sand in my face and then i sold at 2x and then it did
40x"
ADD 40 LBS OF SOLID CONVIKTION to ur portfolio in 30 days with the
CRANK METHOD! doctors r baffled! jeets HATE this one weird trick
FREE just hold space
NEW!
12 WOJAKS $9.99
a DOZEN of them! in a box! every single one is screaming! set up the
whole crowd on ur kitchen table and reenact ur portfolio!
they will not stop screaming. this is not a defect.
do not write in about the screaming
$9.99 + postage
SECRET!
HYPNOTISE UR FRENS
learn the ancient art of makin ppl NOT SELL! swing the coin! say the
word! they hold FOREVER and they thank u for it!
does not work on jeets. nothin works on jeets. we
have tried evrything
SEND NO MONEY NOW
FAST!
MAKE MONEY FAST
hold space.
thats it. thats the whole ad. we have paid good money for this space
and that is genuinely all the advice we have got
$0
she knew. she knew when she met himhe is 6. he wanted a bike90 a session and it does not say anythin backCLEAR!! it is not clear. it is never clear
LETTERS TO THE PRINTER.
MAIL BAG
DEER BRRR, wen moon? — anon, ohio
ED: brrr
DEER BRRR, i explained inflation to my dad for 40
minutes and he said "brrr" and then left the room. what do i do
— correct, but sad
ED: nothin. he won. this happens to evryone eventualy.
march 2020 proved it on a national scale and we all just carried on
with our days
DEER BRRR, is there a group chat — lonely
ED: no. if there was one u would go in it and ask if it
was too late, and 40 strangers would tell u that it wasnt, and u would
beleive them becuase they were in a group chat. and then u
would be the exit liqidity. theres nowhere to go and ask. theres the
crank, the chart, and ur own two hands. we did that on purpose and we
will not be changin it
DEER BRRR, i sold — jeet_1, undisclosed
ED: we know. we all know. do not look at the chart. do
not look at it
DEER BRRR, i have held space for 2 hours and my number
is very large. is it real — brrrenjoyer
ED: no. neither is anythin else. congratulations,
genuinely
DEER BRRR, 5% is a lot — a man with a calculator
ED: it is. we put it in the biggest font we have got
and we put it on the front page. every coin with a "0% tax" has
somethin worse than a tax and u will find out what it is on a
tuesday
DEER BRRR, how did u get this domain — j.p.,
washington dc
ED: no comment sir. please keep cranking
DEER BRRR, my wife has left and taken the barrow
— weimar_enjoyer
ED: the barrow was hers. the crank is urs. we think
thats a fair split honestly
attendance is up. they r not prayin for anythin sensibleone of them sold. we know which one4 faces. same man. differnt moods
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS U DID NOT ASK.
FAQ
is this a real coin
yes. unfortunatly for evryone involved
wen moon
wen the crank turns. it is turnin. u r on the website of the crank
y is the tax 5 and 5
becuase the coin is about a machine that quietly takes value out of
ur money, and we felt that a 0% tax would be a betrayal of the
premise. we would rather tell u the number than hide it in a contract
u will not read
who is the dev
a man with a crank and far too much free time
wats the mcap
go and look. we r not ur mum
y is it on robinhood chain
the meme is about a money printer and we put it on a chain built by a
stock broker. we think thats funny. if u dont, we still do, and we
have already deployed it
did u get permision for the wojak
a wojak is a folk hero. u cannot own a folk hero. also no
is there a utility
the button. its a good button. u will use it more than u use most
apps u pay for
this website is bad
thank u very much
how many of these drawings r there
34. we could not stop either. it runs in the family
PAGE 13. NOT IN THE CONTENTS.
U DID THE CODE
16 march 2020. r/Anarcho_Capitalism. somebody drew a pink wojak spinnin
the crank at physicaly impossible speed to hold the market up. evryone
laughed. then the fed did exactly that for two years and nobody laughed
anymore.
the joke was never the drawing. the joke was that it worked.
THE LAST PANEL.
U READ TO THE END
nobody reads to the end. u are built diferent and we mean that kindly.
heres the thing we actualy beleive, no bit: evry single person who
explained why the printer was bad was RIGHT, and evry single one of them
would have done better just buying the thing that was going up.
being correct is not a position. we find this genuinely horrifying
and we have made a coin about it. brrr.
THE END. OR THE START.
U ARE THE PRINTER NOW
u found evry hidden page in a comic about a money printer. do u know what
that says about u. we do. it says u would absolutly have printed
too.
the crank is urs now. dont stop it. nobody ever has.
